Published September 2012
Carter, Claire and Gavin have formed the perfect little family. Their friends are getting married and everyone is growing up, maturing and ready to face the future. Or are they?
From bachelorette party hell, porn addictions, dinner roll baseball and botched wedding proposals to finding out everyone's extended family is chock full of crazy, Carter and Claire begin to question the strength of the ties that bind them. Unfortunately, these ties have nothing to do with fuzzy handcuffs and everything to do with the mounting differences between them.
Will their friends make a mess of things with their inappropriate comments and need to know everything, or will they convince the couple that happily-ever-after sometimes really can start with beer pong?(Goodreads)
Review: 5 Stars
Seduction and Snacks is one of my all time favorites. I was skeptical that Tara Sivec could pull off another hilarious masterpiece. SHE DID PEOPLE! Hilarious, funny and sweet. Futures and Frosting was the perfect follow up to Seduction and Snacks. I LOVED T!!!
Top 10 reasons to read this book:
1. Pot cookies
"It smells like tasty smells. Like snozzberries in a mountain of sticker glue. Why don't people eat glue? It's delicious."
2. Sex on a limo bus
3. Drunk facebooking
"What does 'gigantic, stinkotic, vaginastic, clitoral, liptstic whore dizzle mean?"
4. Drew's T-shirts
"...a picture of a corkscrew on the front that reads, "I pull out."
5. Tee Time
6. "No nut shots before lunch."
7. Sweet Carter:
"I love both of you exactly the way you are. I love that you have no filter, and I adore that Gavin can make a grown man cry."
8. Gavin's dirty mouth:
"Mom, my stinky weiner ticks,"
"I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your weiner, and then I'll hit you in the face with your corny weiner."
9. Ben Wa Balls
10. The Epilogue