Friday, August 24, 2012

Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec

Published June 11 2012

Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1) 

Synopsis (Goodreads)

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he’s asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter’s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire’s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: includes explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

Review: 5 Stars

There are so many reasons why you should buy this book RIGHT NOW!!!

  • Jesus Christ on a cracker
  • Vagina hand
  • A 4 year old that cusses like a sailor
  • Sex and Chocolate
  • A LOT of VODKA
  • P.O.R.N
  • So I Married an Axe Murderer Quotes

Seduction and Snacks is laugh out loud funny.  I was laughing so hard that I was crying and peeing a little (not hard to do since I have had 2 kids).  Not only is it hilarious, it is also a sweet and sexy love story that every woman will envy.  I could not put it down!

I am also certain that P.O.R.N. should become an Olympic Sport.

I will be making a construction paper chain to count down the days until the 2nd book,  Futures and Frosting comes out.